Momma got game.

Denver is expected to get 4-8 inches of snow between last night and noon today, so naturally I had to text my mother a photo of the snow before she text me about it first.
After sending this photo:


I received this rap (yes, my mother writes raps):

De Denver got snow
De driving be slow
De ground be white
It look like shite
Don't got no snowblower
Damn shovel be slower
Jus put on your boots & gloves
And give dat snow some shoves

After telling her I liked the rap, I got the text of...well - read the subject of this post.

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