Comedian? Or Chiropractor?

I've been seeing a chiropractor once a week in yet another attempt to figure out what is going on with my knees/back and to make everything thats wrong with them, right.  At my appointment yesterday he gave me a little checklist to work on outside of stretches to help my healing process. Most were what you would expect...more water and sleep, less refined sugars, working on meditation/stress management etc. However, there was one that after reading I had to pinch myself so I wouldn't bust up laughing in his office.

Eat more vegetables.

Ummm...ok. Lets go through the list of vegetables in our fridge at the current moment and see where exactly there is room for improvement:

2 Spinach

2 Giant Rainbow Chard

Kale

Red Leaf Lettuce

Cabbage 

Basil

Cilantro 

Celery

Cauliflower 

Broccoli 

2 Packages of Carrots

2 Onions

Scallions 

3 Jalapeños

2 Red Peppers 

Heirloom Cheery Tomatoes

Beets

Cremini Mushrooms

3 Zucchini

Snap Peas 

Yellow Wax Beans

Fresh Dill

Yellow Summer Squash

4 Cucumbers

Garlic

While we are at it, a round up of our current fruits on hand:

Purple Grapes

Blueberries

Raspberries

Blackberries 

Cantaloupe

3 Lemons

3 Green Apples

3 Red Apples 

2 Mandarins

2 Apricots

2 Yellow Peaches 

3 Pluots

3 Pears

Ginger

Bananas

So, do tell me Dr Dave. Where exactly do you envision more vegetables into my diet?

Sincerely, Beggie.